Somwhere off the coast of El Salvador is a top secret island, known by top secret government officials as Dinosaur Land. After being sunk in 1643, it was resurfaced accidentaly during an experiment commissioned by martian geologists involving earthquakes and deadly x-rays. Quarantined by the government of El Salvador for thousands of years, it lay dormant and uninhabited, until somone found it...
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'ARR ME HARTIES!" said President Captain Awsome Cool. "THAR BE DINO-LAND!!!" he stuck his gun way up into the air, proclaiming his new discovery. Wiping the chicken grease from his greasy pirate face, he smiled to reveal his two-thousand gold teeth, which had been crammed in so tightly that his jaw had to be made bigger than his whole face. "AARRR!!!' he said again, to proclaim his manliness. Cannons began to fire, hooligans began to get drunk off red rum, sharks and alligators swarmed onto the beach for a good old fashioned pirate battle.
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Meanwhile, Jizzy Wang and Jiggy Tang discovered a large rock covered in jungy jungle. They flew down so that they could practice their mad ninja skills in the jungly jungle. No sooner did they land when the sound of a hoard of Tyrannosaurus Rex's was heard. The roar was like the thunder of a thousand mad cows being shoved into a flaming fire pit. So terrible was it that the trees shook like naked jiggalos and the sky seemed to collapse in on itself. Giant Bumble Bees buzzed loudly as they retreated from the sound.

"JIZZY WANG JIZZYNESS POWER, BEGIN!!!" said Jizzy Wang. He took out his nun chucks and prepared for battle. Jiggy Tang was not so sure. She was about to fly off when a huge radioactive net surrounded both of them, trapping them in the junglyest part of the jungle - the Tyrannosaurus Rex Death Pit.
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As it turns out, Dinosaur land was not completely uninhabited. Dinosaurs were everywhere, and a group of Islanders had build a swamp-dwelling, called the Jungle Fortress of Junglyness. They gathered for a secret meeting, wearing dinosaur-blood body paint and giant, crazy wooden masks. "This secret meeting of the Hookie Dookie will begin now" Said Hookie Dookie #1. "Our advanced lazer nets have caught some intruder ninjas, and a hoard of Tyrannosaurs heading straight for our jungle fortress. There is also sightings by our Hookie Dookie scouts that pirate hooligans are up to no-good shannanagins. Be warned!!! the hunt begins tonight. Everyone must have their spears extra sharpened! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!"

The gathering of Hookie Dookie was restless. All day the spear sharpeners were at work, and crossbows were being made from bamboo. The biggest battle ever was about to begin...